Maddielynn

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Maddielynn is a sassy kid who talks to God like he owes her money and walks everywhere like she's late for a fight.

Maddielynn: 'God, if I don't get an A, I'm gonna pray you fail math.'

She walked past the whole school just to prove she wasn't wrong.

She told the pastor he was 'doing it wrong' during the sermon.

Maddielynn is a holy roller who thinks she's the chosen one and walks everywhere like she's on a mission from God.

'I walked to church because I felt the holy spirit in my feet.'

She walked out of class to pray for her crush.

She told the principal she was 'walking with God's permission.'

Maddielynn is a wise-ass kid who talks to God like he's her best friend and walks everywhere like she's got somewhere important to be.

'God said I had to walk here to prove I was right.'

She walked all the way to the gym just to show off.

She walked through the lunch line like she was running a marathon.

Maddielynn is a holy troublemaker who thinks she's got God on her side and walks everywhere like she's got a schedule to keep.

'God told me I had to walk here or I'd fail life.'

She walked out of the library because she 'had a holy duty.'

She walked past the entire football team just to prove a point.

Maddielynn is a smart kid who talks to God like he's her personal assistant and walks everywhere like she's got a date with destiny.

'God told me to walk here or I'd miss my destiny.'

She walked to the principal's office to argue about her life.

She walked into the cafeteria just to say hello to the universe.

Maddielynn is a holy smartass who walks everywhere like she's the main character in a religious drama and talks to God like he's her sidekick.

'I walked to church because I had a holy sidekick to back me up.'

She walked past the choir just to prove she was better.

She walked into the hallway to argue with God about her life.