maddielarkin

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A blonde bombshell with a body that could make a saint sin. If you mess with her, you’ll wish you had never been born.

She walked in and the whole bar went quiet. I tried to flirt, but he got kicked out for being too loud.

I saw her in the grocery store, and I dropped my cart. I didn’t pick it up for an hour.

My cousin dated her and now he’s crying in a bathroom with a broken nose.

A super hot blonde with a brain and a body that could make a monk swear. Don’t let her go, or you’ll regret it for life.

She laughed at my joke and I immediately proposed. I didn’t even know her name.

She asked me a question in class and I blanked. I’ve been trying to remember it for a week.

She gave me a look and I dropped my phone in the toilet. It’s still there.