Maddiel

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Maddiel is a total wallflower who’s only interesting when you finally drag him out of his shell. He’s like a frog in a pond, normal until you throw a rock.
'Why are you hiding in the library again?' 'I’m not hiding. I’m strategically positioned.'
He agreed to go to the party, but only if he could bring three books and a sandwich.
He started a conversation with the ceiling once. It was a long conversation.
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Maddiel is the human version of a quiet storm. You don’t notice him until he’s right in your face, and then you’re like, 'Wait, this guy was here the whole time?'
He texted me a 10-page essay about why the moon is the best friend of the Earth.
He showed up at my house with a book, a snack, and a plan to take over my brain.
He whispered a full speech to a chair. The chair didn’t care.
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Maddiel is like a ghost who only talks when he feels like it. He’s smart, but he doesn’t want anyone to know it. He’s also a bit of a weirdo.
He turned down a job offer just to read more books.
He once tried to explain quantum physics to a dog. The dog gave him a look.
He spent two hours arguing with a vending machine about the location of the snacks.
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Maddiel is the kind of person who would rather talk to a brick wall than a person. But once you get through his shell, you find out he’s actually pretty cool, and slightly insane.
He sent me a voice message at 3 AM about the history of bread.
He once tried to convince his mom that the sky was actually a giant pizza.
He’s been known to read books in public places like subways and laundromats.
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Maddiel is the human version of a book. He’s quiet, smart, and has a lot going on inside. But if you bother him, he’ll make you regret it.
He once shut down a conversation with a single sentence: 'I’m not even going to explain this.'
He started a debate with a pigeon about whether it was a bird or a dog.
He read a book in one day. Then he cried about it.
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Maddiel is like a kid who’s been stuck in a library for too long. He’s got a brain full of ideas, but he’s also got a lot of weird stuff going on in his head.
He once sent a text that was just a list of all the words he knows.
He tried to explain the meaning of life to his brother using a dictionary.
He turned down a pizza because it was ‘not a good enough shape’.
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