Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who looks like a baby unicorn that just got a tattoo.

You’re Maddiedorable. I’m just here to suffer.

I saw you in the grocery store. I almost cried.

You’re like a glitter bomb in a gym sock.

2

So cute it makes adults want to punch their kids.

You’re so cute I’m gonna vomit.

I saw you and my dog started barking at me.

You’re like a cupcake that also does math.

3

The human version of a puppy that also passed calculus.

You’re like a puppy with a PhD.

I saw you and I started crying in my soup.

You’re the reason my ex broke up with me.

4

So beautiful it should be illegal.

You’re illegal cute.

I saw you and my cat left me.

You’re like a rainbow that also sings opera.

5

A human that makes the whole world stop and take a selfie.

You’re so cute the world paused for you.

I saw you and my phone started crying.

You’re like a selfie stick with a PhD.

6

The only person who could make a pizza look jealous.

You’re so cute the pizza was like, 'What?'

I saw you and my pizza took a selfie.

You’re the reason my food stopped being delicious.