maddiebaddie08

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The only 13-year-old who looks like a unicorn and acts like a bull in a china shop. Her brain is so big it’s probably causing earthquakes.

She said she’s perfect. I said, 'You’re not perfect. You’re just a disaster with good lighting.'

She DM’d me saying she’s the best. I replied, 'You’re the best at being annoying.'

She posted a selfie and I said, 'That’s not a picture. That’s a crime scene.'

A 13-year-old with the looks of a goddess and the brain of a caveman. She’s so thick she could double as a brick wall.

She asked me why I wasn’t following her. I said, 'I’m not following you. I’m running for my life.'

She said she’s the most popular. I said, 'You’re the most famous. Famous for being annoying.'

She posted a story and I said, 'That’s not a story. That’s a sob story.'

The only 13-year-old who thinks she’s a legend, but she’s just a regular person with a filter and a bad attitude.

She told me she’s a legend. I said, 'You’re a legend. A legend of being fake.'

She asked me why I didn’t like her. I said, 'Because you’re like a bad pizza. You’re just messy.'

She posted a video and I said, 'That’s not a video. That’s a nightmare on tape.'