maddieA

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A maddieA is a giant lumpy potato with bad hair and a belly that hangs like a broken backpack. It can’t think straight and lives in Slutville like a brain-dead slug.

@maddieA why u always cry at 3 am

maddieA just texted me a selfie with 7 different face filters

maddieA: 'i got a 3.2 on my report card and it’s not even lunchtime'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A maddieA is a human-shaped potato that talks too much and has no idea what a ‘lanky fuckwit’ is. It lives in Slutville and won’t stop crying about its sad life.

maddieA: 'i cried so much i got a new pillow' #slutville

maddieA just DM’d me a picture of a pizza with 12 cheese slices

maddieA: 'i failed my math test because i forgot to wear my lucky socks'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A maddieA is a giant, droopy, potato-shaped mess that lives in Slutville and thinks it’s the king of the world. It cries about everything and still can’t find a lanky fuckwit.

maddieA: 'i cried so hard i got a new pair of eyes' #slutville

maddieA just sent me a voice note of them sobbing into a toaster

maddieA: 'i got a D+ and it’s not even the weekend'

by Slangipedia 3h ago