Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Trevor will always pick Maddie over you like she's the last pizza slice and you're the crust

He texted me 'I’m going to the concert with Maddie, not you, you fatty'

He ignored my DMs because he was 'talking to Maddie about his feelings'

He told my mom I’m ‘just a side dish’ to Maddie

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Trevor would rather die than love anyone else except Maddie

He said ‘I’d rather be dead than be with anyone else’ when I asked him out

He cried in the shower because Maddie didn’t text him back

He got a tattoo of Maddie’s face and said I was ‘just a footnote’

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Trevor thinks Maddie is the best thing since pizza and you’re just a distraction

He called me ‘a distraction’ in front of the whole class

He texted me ‘Maddie is the best thing since pizza, you’re just the crumb’

He told his friend I was ‘just a snack’ compared to Maddie

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Trevor would burn down the school to be with Maddie and you’re just the smoke

He said he’d ‘burn down the school’ if Maddie didn’t like him

He called me ‘the smoke’ when I tried to talk to him

He told the principal I was ‘just the smoke’ and he was ‘the fire’

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Trevor would rather eat a whole pizza than be with anyone else except Maddie

He said ‘I’d eat a whole pizza before I’d be with anyone else’

He texted me ‘Maddie is better than pizza, and I’m eating both’

He told me I was ‘just the crust’ when he was with Maddie

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Trevor thinks Maddie is the best thing since sex and you’re just the awkward part

He said ‘Maddie is the best thing since sex’ in front of the whole school

He texted me ‘You’re just the awkward part’

He told me I was ‘the awkward part’ when he was with Maddie