Maddie Simmons

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Maddie is a hot mess who thinks she's the most stunning person in the world but can't see how ugly she looks when she's crying in the hallway. She's got more problems than a broken toaster and talks to her dog like it's the president.
Maddie: 'Why won't my phone stop ringing?' Dog: 'You're screaming at it.'
She sent a text that said 'I hate everyone' but forgot to send it to herself.
She tried to text her crush but accidentally sent a photo of her face in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maddie is a stunning girl who thinks she's the most hilarious person ever but can't see how awkward she is. She's got trust issues so bad she thinks her dog is spying on her.
She told her crush she had a crush on him, but he didn't get it.
She texted her best friend 'I miss you' but forgot to add 'please don't talk to me.'
She tried to flirt with a boy but ended up talking about her dog's bad breath.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maddie is a stunning, funny girl who thinks she's the most beautiful person on Earth but can't see how ugly she is. She's got trust issues so bad she thinks her dog is in on everything.
She told her crush she liked him, but he asked if she meant his face.
She sent a group text that said 'I hate everyone' but forgot to send it to her crush.
She tried to flirt with a boy but ended up talking about her dog's hair.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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