maddie morgan

My mom said I looked like Maddie Morgan. I asked why. She said, 'Because you’re both a pink disaster.'

He tried to flirt with Maddie Morgan. She just stared at him like he’d eaten her lunch.

My crush said I was like Maddie Morgan. I said, 'Great. I’m going to cry in my cereal.'

My teacher called me Maddie Morgan. I said, 'I’d rather be kicked by a donkey.'

My sister said I was like Maddie Morgan. I said, 'At least she doesn’t talk to her plants.'

My friend called me Maddie Morgan. I said, 'I’ve had worse names. I’ve been called a donkey’s lunch.'

My crush said I was like Maddie Morgan. I said, 'At least I don’t need a dye job to be noticed.'

My mom said I looked like Maddie Morgan. I said, 'Great. Now I’m going to dye my dreams pink.'

My teacher called me Maddie Morgan. I said, 'I prefer being called a hair-dye disaster.'