maddie moore

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A singer so good she makes your voice sound like a dying cat.
I swear she sang so good my dog started dancing.
She sang and my neighbor cried like a baby.
Her voice is so good I think I might faint.
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The best singer ever. You’re just a sad, weak, loser who can’t even sing in tune.
She sang and I felt like a failed toaster.
I tried to sing and she made me feel like a dog who lost a fight.
She’s a singing god. I’m just a sad meatball.
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A singer so good she’ll beat you like a drum and make you feel stupid.
She sang and I felt like a broken pencil.
She beat me so bad I cried like a baby.
She’s the best. I’m just a sad, tired loser.
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