maddie mae

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Maddie Mae is a hot mess who looks like a unicorn and talks like a cussing sailor. She'll never say anything bad about you even if you are a total idiot.

My ex is a Maddie Mae and I miss her cussing and her glitter hair.

I dated a Maddie Mae and she still texts me every day even though I dumped her for a taco.

My sister is a Maddie Mae and she is so pretty I want to punch my mom for not getting me one.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

Maddie Mae is a magical creature with red or blonde hair and the mouth of a sailor. She's the best friend and girlfriend you'll ever have unless you're an idiot.

My Maddie Mae dumped me for a guy who looks like a potato.

My crush is a Maddie Mae and I'm too much of a coward to talk to her.

My sister's friend is a Maddie Mae and she's the best at making fun of me.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

Maddie Mae is like a princess who cusses like a pirate. She's pretty, kind, and will never leave you even if you're a total loser.

My Maddie Mae is so pretty I'm jealous of her and I'm not even her brother.

I'm dating a Maddie Mae and I'm the worst boyfriend ever but she still loves me.

My best friend is a Maddie Mae and she gives me advice even when I'm being a total moron.

by Slangipedia 1h ago