maddie kirk

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that's my name and you're the worst person who ever lived.

You're the worst. I'm the best. Basic math.

If you're not the worst, then you're just average. Which is still bad.

You're like the human version of a broken calculator. I'm the calculator.

that's my name and if you don't believe me, I'll throw you out of a window.

You doubt me? I'll throw you out the window. No questions asked.

Don't mess with me. I've thrown people out of windows before.

You're lucky I'm not already holding you over the edge.

that's my name and you're just a sad, forgotten sock in my closet.

You're like a sock I found in the back of my closet. Sad. Forgotten. Unloved.

If you're not the best, then you're just a forgotten sock. Which is literally the worst.

You're not even a good sock. You're more like a mismatched sock.