maddie hawk

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Maddie Hawk is a psycho who thinks she's a superhero but still gives you candy when you cry. She’s like a wild dog who also brings you a sandwich.

Maddie just ran through the park wearing a cape and screamed, 'I’M THE WIND!'

She gave me a Snickers bar and said, 'You’re my snack buddy now.'

She texted me at 2 AM: 'I’m in the woods. Come find me or I’ll eat your dog.'

Maddie Hawk is a loudmouth who talks too much but still remembers your birthday. She’s like a loudspeaker that also bakes cookies.

She yelled at the bus driver for 10 minutes and then brought me a cupcake.

She called me at 1 AM to tell me about her cat’s epic nap.

She showed up at my house wearing pajamas and a crown and said, 'I’m your queen.'

Maddie Hawk is a mess who still shows up with snacks and laughs at your dumb jokes. She’s like a tornado that also brings you pizza.

She showed up with a pizza and said, 'I’m here to save you from boredom.'

She tripped over her dog and still made me laugh.

She sent me a text that said, 'I’m a disaster. But I’m your disaster.'