maddie grider

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#monkey man obsession #perfect girl #weird love

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A girl who thinks a guy with a monkey face, a huge meat stick, and hair like a black cloud is the best thing ever. She’s perfect even though she hates the sexy monkey man I just described. I still love her.

I’d date her if she wasn’t so obsessed with that monkey man.

She’s the best but she’s weird about that monkey guy.

I’d marry her if she stopped talking about that monkey man.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A girl who would bang a guy who looks like a monkey, has a massive cock, and a head full of black fur. She’s the best girl ever, even if she hates the monkey guy I just described. I love her more than anyone.

She’s the best girl but she hates that monkey guy.

I’d follow her anywhere even if she hates that monkey guy.

She’s perfect but she’s got a grudge against that monkey guy.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A girl who would date a monkey man with a giant cock and a head full of black hair. She’s the most amazing person in the world, even though she hates that monkey man I just described. I’m still in love with her.

I’d date her even if she hates that monkey man.

She’s the most amazing person I know but she hates that monkey man.

She’s perfect, even if she hates that monkey man.

by Slangipedia 3h ago