maddie gee

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#spider horror #painful bites #annoying spiders

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Maddie Gee is a bunch of spiders that are like the annoying siblings of the spider world. They’re famous for being gross and giving you the worst pinches ever.

My grandma said she got bit by a Maddie Gee and it felt like getting stabbed by a hot knife.

My dog ran screaming from a Maddie Gee like it was the devil.

My teacher got bit by one and now she hates Mondays.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Maddie Gee is a group of spiders that like to hide and then pop out and pinch you like you owe them money.

My brother got bit by a Maddie Gee while eating pizza and now he thinks pizza is cursed.

I saw a Maddie Gee hiding in my sock and it scared me more than my mom’s yelling.

My friend got bit and now he’s allergic to spiders and his life.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Maddie Gee is like the spider version of a mean girl. They’re always hiding and waiting to pinch you when you least expect it.

I got bit by a Maddie Gee while doing homework and now I hate homework.

My dad got bit by one and said it was the worst thing since his ex-wife left him.

My cat hissed at a Maddie Gee like it was a rival cat.

by Slangipedia 1d ago