maddie fisher

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She’s the dumbest blonde you’ve ever seen and acts like she’s the queen of the universe. She only has one friend and yells at everyone else.

'I don’t even know why I hang out with her, she’s a disaster.'

'She thinks she’s special just because she has a hairbrush.'

'She screamed at me for not liking her favorite song.'

You’re so close to having sex you can taste it but then you just end up holding hands and eating fries.

'We almost did it, then we just ordered fries.'

'He was about to kiss me, then I said I wanted a Coke.'

'We had a make-out session and then went to get pizza.'