Maddie Cathy

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A cat-like trash can who’s always snuggling with her boyfriend. She’s a total whore who talks crap about her coaches and quits everything she starts. She’s a decent friend but hates one girl on her team with a passion. She’s a weirdo who can keep a straight face and has thick, messy hair like a raccoon.
Maddie just left practice because her coach called her a 'fat squirrel.'
She told her boyfriend she’d cheat on him if he didn’t buy her pizza.
She laughed for 10 minutes when her rival tripped into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A walking disaster who acts like a cat. She’s always making out with her boyfriend and talking shit about her coaches. She gives up everything she starts and hates one girl on her team. She’s weird, has thick hair like a lion, and can keep a straight face while telling the worst jokes.
She quit the team because her coach said she ‘smelled like a garbage can.’
She told the girl she hated that she’d ‘stick her tongue out’ in front of the whole school.
She laughed so hard at a joke that she fell off the bleachers.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A messy cat who’s always with her boyfriend. She’s a total slut who complains about her coaches and gives up every sport she starts. She’s weird, has thick hair that looks like a dog’s fur, and hates one girl on her team with all her heart. She can laugh for hours and keep a straight face even when she’s being silly.
She quit soccer because her coach said she ‘acted like a confused raccoon.’
She told her rival that she’d ‘eat her face’ if she won the next game.
She laughed for 15 minutes when her coach tripped over a cone.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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