Maddie Carson

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A hot mess who looks like a peach but acts like a hot mess and is totally into Tyler Davis. She can bend like a pretzel and scream like a banshee in bed.
Maddie came in late because she was too busy screaming at Tyler in bed.
She bent over to pick up her phone and looked like a yoga instructor having a meltdown.
She told me she could do the splits in bed and still make Tyler cry.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s a walking hot mess, loves Tyler like a bad habit, and can twist herself into shapes that make you question your life choices.
She twisted herself into a knot trying to text Tyler during lunch.
She told me she could fit three people in her bed and still make Tyler blush.
She does yoga in bed and still looks like she just walked out of a trash can.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s like a hot mess in a peach costume, loves Tyler like a good punch, and can bend over and scream like a feral animal.
She screamed at Tyler so loud the teachers came in to check on her.
She bent over to tie her shoe and looked like she was about to break in half.
She told me she could do a cartwheel in bed and still make Tyler pass out.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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