maddie bolotin

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#hot girl #laughed at my joke #not bad but not me

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a hot girl with good taste who laughs at your jokes even when you’re barely making sense. if you see her, grab her and never let go.

i saw maddie b at the store and i almost fainted

she laughed at my joke about cereal and i felt like a king

i tried to talk to her and she said 'you’re not bad, but you’re not me'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

a girl so good-looking you’d die if you had to stare at her forever. she’s got style, she’s got wit, and she’s got the whole world jealous.

i saw maddie b and i forgot how to breathe

she wore a dress and i forgot how to walk

i asked her out and she said 'why would i say no?'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

the kind of girl who makes your life better just by existing. she’s got charm, she’s got brains, and she’s got the kind of confidence that makes you want to punch the wall.

maddie b walked in and i suddenly felt like a loser

she talked to me and i felt like i could take on the world

i saw her and i said to myself 'i need to be better'

by Slangipedia 5h ago