Maddie And Santi

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Maddie and Santi are the couple from hell. Santi is a clumsy idiot who thinks he's cool. Maddie is a hot mess who yells at him for no reason. They fight like raccoons and make up like kids. They're the worst and the best at the same time.

Santi tripped into a cake. Maddie laughed. Then she threw cake at him.

Maddie called Santi a donkey in front of everyone. He called her a pizza. They both got in trouble.

They made up after the dance by eating pizza and watching football. It was glorious.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Maddie and Santi are like a train wreck you can't look away from. Santi is a dumb jock who thinks he's cute. Maddie is a tough cookie who hates his dumb jock ways. They argue like cats and kiss like fools. They're the worst and the best.

Santi asked Maddie to prom. She said no. Then she called him a baby in front of the whole school.

Maddie yelled at Santi for eating her lunch. He threw a football at her. It was a hit.

They made up after a game by kissing in the hallway. It was awkward and cute.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Maddie and Santi are the love of the school. Santi is a loudmouth who thinks he's the best. Maddie is a bossy queen who doesn't let him get away with anything. They make fun of each other like enemies. They're loud and they're loud and they're loud.

Santi said Maddie was a loser. She made him eat a whole pizza. He cried.

Maddie called Santi a donkey. He called her a pizza. The whole class laughed.

They made up after a game by eating pizza and watching football. It was loud and it was loud and it was loud.

by Slangipedia 9d ago