maddie and kye

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a couple so hot they could make your face melt off
They’re like a cheese grater and a fireball. You’re just the cheese.
I tried to text them and got a reply so fast it felt like a slap.
They’re the reason my face is now a pancake.
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a duo so strong they could punch the sun and win
They’re like a pair of fists with a PhD in punching.
I saw them fight and now I have a headache that won’t go away.
They could beat up a dragon and still have energy for a TikTok.
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a power couple who could beat you up with their eyes closed
They beat me up before I even said hello.
I tried to sneak a snack and got caught by their superpowers.
They stared me down and I dropped my phone like it was on fire.
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