maddie and garrett

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The most annoying couple in the whole world. Garrett with his stupid blonde hair and eyes that look like they could pop. Maddie with her long brown hair and eyes that are too big for her face. They act like they’re the best thing since pizza.

I saw Garrett and Maddie holding hands in the hallway. It was like watching a baby cry.

Maddie laughed at my joke. Garrett just stared at me like I had two heads.

They’re so in love, they don’t even notice when the teacher yells at them.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

The most perfect couple in the universe. Garrett’s hair is like a golden retriever’s fur. Maddie’s eyes are like chocolate brown cookies. They are so hot, they make everyone else look like failures.

Garrett and Maddie sat next to me in math class. I got distracted and failed the test.

They kissed in the cafeteria. I threw my lunch at them.

Maddie smiled at me. I died. Garrett looked at me. I cried.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

The most overrated couple in school. Garrett has the hair of a golden retriever, and Maddie has the eyes of a chocolate factory. They think they’re the best, but they’re just two kids who think they’re celebrities.

Garrett and Maddie started a fight over who had the better hair. I got stuck in the middle.

They got into a group chat and ignored me. I texted them 100 times.

Maddie said I was ugly. I said she was annoying. Garrett said I was a failure.

by Slangipedia 2h ago