maddick

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the only thing a crazy person cares about, and also why the whole neighborhood is either scared of him or in love with him

My maddick is my cat. He's got 17 lives and a grudge against the mailman.

She’s got a maddick so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.

That maddick is why the whole block thinks he’s a wizard.

the one thing a lunatic would die for, and also the reason why everyone in the area either avoids him or wants to be him

His maddick is a rusty spoon. Don’t ask why.

She has a maddick so valuable, the mayor offered her a job just to keep it safe.

That maddick is why he’s been fighting the fire department for three years.

the only thing a nutcase owns, and the thing that makes people either back away slowly or scream and run

His maddick is a sock. It’s been to war and back.

That maddick is so big, it’s got its own Instagram page.

She’s got a maddick that could probably beat up a dragon.

the only thing a maniac loves more than his own face, and the reason why half the town is either afraid of him or wants to be his friend

His maddick is a toaster. It’s got 12 lives and a grudge against the fridge.

That maddick is so legendary, it’s got a Wikipedia page.

She’s got a maddick that can sing opera and throw punches.