maddia

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She’s a looker and a laugh machine, but don’t mess with her friends or she’ll rip your head off. She’s got a temper and a crush on every guy she sees, but she’s still decent, just a little bossy.
She laughed at my joke, but when I made fun of her friend, she threatened to slap me.
She flipped out when the guy at the coffee shop didn’t text her back.
She told her friend to shut up during the movie, then laughed at her own joke.
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She’s got a smile that could make a saint blush and a sense of humor that could make a monk laugh, but she’s got a dirty mouth and a disease that sounds like a curse.
She said I had chlamydia and called me a walking infection.
She told the guy she liked that he had the same disease as her uncle.
She joked that my dad had chlamydia and it was contagious.
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