Maddi Mobley Experience

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A wild trip that hits you like a slap in the face, usually from some eye-dropper juice. Makes you see colors, hear voices, and want to make everyone mad.
DM: 'I took the Maddi Mobley Experience and now I think my mom is a chicken.'
Text: 'Why is the sky green? I think my eyes are melting.'
Tweet: 'Just yelled at my dog for no reason. It was the Maddi Mobley Experience.'
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A crazy drug that makes you act like a lunatic. You might start dancing in the hallway, scream at the principal, and believe your math teacher is a vampire.
Text: 'I think the principal is a robot. I took the Maddi Mobley Experience.'
Tweet: 'Danced in the library. My legs won’t stop moving. #MaddiMobleyExperience'
DM: 'I told my math teacher he’s a vampire. It was the Maddi Mobley Experience.'
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A hit of wildness that turns your brain inside out. You might start talking to your shoes, argue with the lunch lady, and think your friend is a spy.
Tweet: 'My shoes are talking to me. I took the Maddi Mobley Experience.'
Text: 'Why is the lunch lady wearing a crown? I think she’s a queen.'
DM: 'My friend is a spy. I know it. The Maddi Mobley Experience told me.'
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A mind-blowing trip that turns your normal day into a nightmare. You might start laughing at nothing, chase the bus, and believe your mom is a ghost.
Text: 'I laughed at a pencil. It was the Maddi Mobley Experience.'
Tweet: 'Chased the bus for no reason. I’m not myself anymore.'
DM: 'Why is my mom a ghost? I think she’s haunting my math test.'
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A wild trip that makes your brain go haywire. You might start singing in the hallway, argue with your pet goldfish, and think your teacher is a wizard.
Tweet: 'Sang in the hallway. My voice is magic. #MaddiMobleyExperience'
Text: 'My goldfish is a wizard. I took the Maddi Mobley Experience.'
DM: 'Why is my teacher wearing a hat? He’s a wizard.'
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A crazy trip that makes you act like a fool. You might start drawing on the walls, throw your math test at the teacher, and think your friend is a robot.
Text: 'Drew on the wall. It was the Maddi Mobley Experience.'
Tweet: 'Tossed my math test at the teacher. He’s a robot.'
DM: 'Why is my friend a robot? He said hello in binary.'
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