maddi may

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A hot, loud, sweet girl who will make your day good. But if you touch her feet, she'll rip your soul out and use it for a foot massage.

You: Hey Maddi. She: I'm busy. You: I'll just text you. She: I hate feet. You: I'll just text you. She: I hate feet. You: I'll just text you. She: I hate feet.

You: Why don’t you wear shoes? She: Because your feet are gross. You: I don’t even have feet. She: That’s not true.

You: I’m gonna text you. She: I hate feet. You: I’m gonna text you. She: I hate feet. You: I’m gonna text you. She: I hate feet.

by Slangipedia 21h ago

She’s the kind of girl who’ll kiss you like you’re the last piece of pizza. But if you annoy her, she’ll kick your ass and tell you you’re a foot-licker.

You: Hey Maddi. She: What. You: I’m just texting. She: I hate feet. You: I hate you. She: I hate feet.

You: Why are you texting me? She: Because you’re annoying. You: I’m not annoying. She: You are. You’re a foot-licker.

You: I like you. She: I like you too. You: I like you a lot. She: I like you a lot. You: I like you a lot. She: I hate feet.

by Slangipedia 21h ago

A girl who’s hot, smart, and will kiss you like you’re her favorite donut. But if you say one bad thing, she’ll cuss you out and tell you your feet are ugly.

You: Hey Maddi. She: What. You: I’m just texting. She: I hate feet. You: I hate feet. She: I hate feet.

You: I’m going to text you. She: I hate feet. You: I’m going to text you. She: I hate feet. You: I’m going to text you. She: I hate feet.

You: I like you. She: I like you. You: I like you a lot. She: I like you a lot. You: I like you a lot. She: I hate feet.

by Slangipedia 21h ago