Maddi and Charles

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1
Need to do the horizontal mambo
Charles saw Maddi's butt and instantly lost his mind
Maddi texted Charles: 'I'm coming over. You know what that means.'
Charles was eating pizza when Maddi called and said, 'I'm here.' He dropped the slice.
2
Should bone like rabbits
Maddi said, 'I'm not leaving until you bone me.' Charles had no choice.
Charles tried to sneak out, but Maddi blocked the door with her bare feet.
They were bone-ing in the hallway when the principal walked by and said, 'I’ve seen worse.'
3
Need to get it on like a confused octopus
Maddi showed up at Charles's house with a bag of snacks and a plan.
Charles tried to ignore her, but she started singing in the shower.
They got it on in the kitchen while the dog watched in horror.
4
Should make love like a pair of overcooked hot dogs
Maddi said, 'I’m not leaving until we make love.' Charles had no choice.
They made love in the car during lunch break. The teacher didn’t notice.
Charles tried to sneak out, but Maddi followed him all the way to the gym.
5
Need to be intimate like a pair of angry squirrels
Charles was eating breakfast when Maddi came in and said, 'Let’s be intimate.'
Maddi texted Charles: 'I’m coming over. You know what that means.'
They were being intimate in the library when the librarian walked in and said, 'I’ve seen worse.'
6
Should get it on like a confused chicken
Maddi showed up at Charles's house with a bag of snacks and a plan.
Charles tried to ignore her, but she started singing in the shower.
They got it on in the hallway while the principal walked by and said, 'I’ve seen worse.'
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