madderdaddy

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You yell at someone like they owe you money. You ask, 'Where's your madderdaddy?' 'Did you bring the madderdaddy?' 'Who took my madderdaddy?'. Then you laugh when they ask, 'What's a madderdaddy?'. You say, 'Nothing, baby. Something's the matter with you.'
'Where's your madderdaddy? I need it to beat you up!' 'What's a madderdaddy?' 'Nothing, baby. Something's the matter with you.'
'Did you bring the madderdaddy?' 'No, I brought my mom.' 'Then you're a dead man.'
'Who took my madderdaddy? I'm gonna find them and punch them in the face!' 'What's a madderdaddy?' 'Nothing, baby. Something's the matter with you.'
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You mess with people by making them confused. You say, 'Where's your madderdaddy?' 'Did you bring the madderdaddy?' 'Who used my madderdaddy?' Then you cackle when they ask, 'What's a madderdaddy?' You say, 'Nothing, baby. Something's the matter with you.'
'Where's your madderdaddy?' 'I don't know, I left it at the park.' 'Then you're a fool.' 'What's a madderdaddy?' 'Nothing, baby. Something's the matter with you.'
'Did you bring the madderdaddy?' 'No, I brought my sandwich.' 'Then you're gonna get beat up.'
'Who used my madderdaddy?' 'Your ex.' 'What's a madderdaddy?' 'Nothing, baby. Something's the matter with you.'
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You make people feel dumb just for fun. You ask, 'Where's your madderdaddy?' 'Did you bring the madderdaddy?' 'Who took my madderdaddy?' Then you laugh at them when they ask, 'What's a madderdaddy?' You say, 'Nothing, baby. Something's the matter with you.'
'Where's your madderdaddy?' 'I don't know, I think it's at my grandma's.' 'Then you're a lost cause.' 'What's a madderdaddy?' 'Nothing, baby. Something's the matter with you.'
'Did you bring the madderdaddy?' 'No, I brought my dog.' 'Then you're a weakling.'
'Who took my madderdaddy?' 'Your little brother.' 'What's a madderdaddy?' 'Nothing, baby. Something's the matter with you.'
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