madder than a mole

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You’re so angry you’d punch a mole in the face just to get it out of your hole.

My brother got suspended for drawing a mole with a f-bomb in its hole.

I saw my mom throw a shovel at a mole like it owed her money.

My dog bit a mole because it wouldn’t stop digging near his bone.

You’re as mad as a mole that got stepped on by a cow wearing boots.

My dad yelled at a mole like it had stolen his lunch money.

My sister drew a mole with a mustache and a swear word on its forehead.

My neighbor kicked a mole out of his garden because it wouldn’t stop pooping.

You’re so mad you’d rather dig a new hole than live with the old one.

My friend got in trouble for throwing dirt at a mole during math class.

My mom told the mole to shut up or she’d bury it alive.

My brother tried to trap a mole in a jar and it bit him.