madder than a baptist in a brothel

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So furious you might start a fight and end up in the hospital.
My mom saw my report card and threw my math book at my head.
The guy at the bar got mad because his beer was warm and started a punch-up.
I yelled at my dog for eating my homework and he ran out of the house.
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You're so mad you'd probably take a bite out of someone.
My brother got mad because I took his snack and bit my finger.
The waitress got mad at the customer and bit his ear.
I was so mad at my phone for dying I bit it like it was a snack.
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You’re so angry you might throw your whole life out the window.
My dad got so mad at the traffic he threw his coffee out the window.
The kid got mad at the game and threw his controller out the window.
I got so mad at my sister I threw my lunch out the window.
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You're so mad you might start a war just to prove a point.
My brother got so mad at me he declared war on my snack stash.
The guy got so mad at the traffic he declared war on the whole city.
I got so mad at my dog I declared war on his tail.
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You’re so angry you might scream so loud the neighbors call the cops.
I screamed so loud at my math test the neighbors came to my house.
The kid screamed so loud at the teacher the cops showed up.
My dog screamed so loud at the vacuum it scared the mailman.
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You’re so mad you might try to fight someone with your bare hands.
My brother got so mad he tried to fight my dad with his bare hands.
The guy got so mad at the bar he tried to fight the bartender with his bare hands.
I got so mad at my dog I tried to fight him with my bare hands.
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