Maddenstack

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A group of sweaty losers who think they’re pros because they play video games on a Tuesday.

My cousin’s Maddenstack lost to a 10-year-old and cried about it.

They called me a ‘noob’ because I beat them in 10 minutes.

They spent $500 on a headset and still can’t beat me in a match.

A pack of overgrown boys who think they’re the king of the block just because they play video games.

They told me they’re going to beat me in the next match or they’ll die in the streets.

They screamed at the TV like it was their ex.

They got a tattoo of Madden and still don’t know how to play the game.

A group of guys who eat pizza and shout at a screen like it’s a warzone.

They threw a pizza box at me when I beat them again.

They yelled ‘You’re dead!’ at the TV like it was a real person.

They spent the whole match eating pizza and still lost.

A bunch of guys who think they’re cool because they play video games and swear a lot.

They cussed me out because I beat them in 5 minutes.

They told me they’d beat me in the next match or they’d cuss me out again.

They said they were going to beat me so bad I’d be ‘famous for being a noob.’

A group of guys who think they’re the best at video games even though they’re all just lazy.

They said they’d beat me even though they didn’t practice.

They slept through the whole match and still thought they won.

They took 2 hours to beat me and still called me a noob.

A bunch of guys who think they’re the king of the block just because they play video games and talk loud.

They talked so loud during the match that the neighbors called the cops.

They screamed ‘You’re dead!’ so loud I heard them in the next town.

They talked over the game like it was a conversation with their mom.