Maddenosis

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a sickness that makes you throw up every time you see the word 'Madden'
I tried to play Fortnite and my brain turned into a Madden ad.
My friend got Maddenosis and now he screams 'Tuck Rule!' in his sleep.
I got Maddenosis from watching the Patriots win the Super Bowl for the 10th time.
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when you think you're cool because you know all the Madden ratings but you're just sad
My mom has Maddenosis and she rates my chicken nuggets like they're NFL players.
My cousin got Maddenosis and now he gives every dog a 92 rating.
I got Maddenosis and now I rate my cereal by how good it is in the morning.
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a curse where you can't stop talking about the Madden games and no one understands you
My brother got Maddenosis and now he yells 'Playoffs!' at the grocery store.
My teacher got Maddenosis and made us play Madden during math class.
My dog got Maddenosis and now he barks at the TV like it's a quarterback.
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