Maddenoliday

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Maddenoliday is when nerds line up like sardines at midnight to grab the latest Madden game. They spend the next three days playing it like it's their full-time job and probably forget to eat.
"I missed my mom’s birthday because I was too busy playing Madden. It was worth it."
"I stood in line for six hours and then spent the next 72 hours screaming at a football player."
"My boss gave me a warning because I called in sick 17 times to play Madden."
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Maddenoliday is the third Tuesday in August when grown men act like kids and pretend they have a life. They skip work, skip dinner, and skip common sense just to play a video game.
"I told my boss I was sick because I had a fever of 1000 degrees from playing Madden."
"I played so much Madden, my mom had to bring me soup from the basement."
"I got fired because I spent the whole day playing Madden instead of working."
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