Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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To be maddenized is to get wrecked in Madden so bad you question your life choices and your man's loyalty.

My cousin got maddenized by his bro in front of everyone. He cried.

I beat my dad at Madden. He said I was a disgrace.

My mom got maddenized by my brother. She called him a fat loser.

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When you lie to your friends about being too busy with your team to hang out, but really you're just too distracted by your girl's body.

My friend said he was too busy with his team. He was just making out with his girl.

I told my bro I had a game. I was just snuggling with my girlfriend.

My cousin said he was too busy with the team. He was just texting his girl.

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Random nonsense or things so obvious even a blind man would call them out. Like John Madden, who’s been around so long he’s probably forgotten how to think.

John said the game was obvious. It was like he was talking to a kid.

The commentator said the play was clear. It was like he had a brain.

John said the team was weak. He was just being a senile old man.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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Madden is a smart and hot guy who skips school to hang out with his girlfriend. He’s the kind of guy who makes you want to be his girlfriend.

Madden skipped school to hang out with his girl. He’s the best.

He’s smart and hot. Who wouldn’t want to be his girlfriend?

He’s easy to hang out with. He’s the best boyfriend.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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A game that makes you obsessed. It’s so bad, you get no love from your girl.

I play Madden so much. My girl won’t touch me.

Madden is my life. I get no love.

I got maddenized and got no sex. I’m a sad man.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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A game so popular, it’s like a penis. If you don’t like it, you’re not a real man. If you do like it, your man is a real man.

Madden is like a $50 penis. I love it.

My man likes Madden more than me. He’s a loser.

Madden is a penis. I get it.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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1. (John) A football legend who made a game called Madden. He coached a team to victory. He also makes comments so obvious, even a kid would call him out. 2. (Benji, Joel) A brother in a band who made a song called 'Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous' and then acted like it was a big deal.

John is a legend. He makes obvious comments.

Benji and Joel made a song. They thought it was cool.

John said the game was obvious. He’s a senile old man.

by Slangipedia 2d ago