maddenism

Stupid nonsense or obvious stuff said by the worst football commentator ever. Pat was the brainy one, John was the idiot who couldn't shut up.

Anything said by someone with the last name Madden. It’s either dumb or makes no sense. Just like the man himself.

A video game that is the same as the one from last year, just with a few tiny fixes. It’s like getting a slightly better sandwich for the same price.

When you say you can't go out because your team is in the Super Bowl, but really you just want to kiss your girl.

Madden is smart, good-looking, and doesn't care about school. He’s the kind of guy who’ll take you out, not bother you with homework, and keep you happy.

A video game that makes you obsessed. It’s like a drug, you can’t stop playing.

A football game that every guy loves. If you don’t like it, you’re not a real man. It’s basically a $50 cock.