Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you waste hours of your life playing a football game that makes you forget you have a life.

I spent 10 hours on Madden last night. My mom thinks I’m dead.

My dad plays Madden so much he forgot how to cook.

I’m going to beat my friend at Madden or I’ll die trying.

2

When someone is so annoying they make you want to take a dump in their face.

My sister is so maddening I could cry.

My teacher is maddening. He yells at me for no reason.

My dog is maddening. He barks at the mailman every day.

3

When you lie to your friends to hang out with your crush instead of playing football.

I told my friends I was going to the game, but I was really with my crush.

I said I couldn’t hang because my team was going to the Super Bowl, but I was with my girlfriend.

I lied to my brothers to go out with my girl instead of playing Madden.

4

When someone talks so stupid it makes your brain hurt.

That commentator talks so dumb, I want to punch him.

My teacher talks so maddening I can’t think.

My friend talks so stupid, I can’t stand it.

5

A guy who is smart, looks good, but doesn’t like school and is easy to hang out with.

Madden is smart and good looking, but he hates school.

Madden is my crush. He’s smart and cute.

Madden is easy to hang out with. He doesn’t care about school.

6

A game that makes you lose your mind and your social life.

Madden is so addictive I don’t go out with my friends anymore.

I play Madden so much I forgot how to talk to my crush.

I lost my mind playing Madden. I don’t care about anything else.

7

A football game that makes you look like a loser if you don’t like it.

If you don’t like Madden, you’re a loser.

My friend is a loser because he doesn’t like Madden.

If you don’t like Madden, your man thinks you’re weak.