maddenfluenza

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when you die inside because of madden and it feels like your soul is being ripped out by a 12-year-old who plays the game on easy mode

i woke up screaming 'i will beat you in 2k23' at 3am

my cousin tried to stab me with a madden card because i said tom brady was overrated

i cried when my friend beat me in 1v1 because i was using a cheat code

by Slangipedia 23h ago

when you think you can beat tom brady in real life and you end up getting beat by a kid who plays madden on a phone

i told my brother tom brady was a fraud and now he won't stop talking about the 2005 season

i got into a fist fight with my neighbor over who has the better madden card

i tried to buy a madden card for my mom and she said it was the worst gift ever

by Slangipedia 23h ago

when you turn into a madden beast and you start talking to your controller like it's your best friend and you beat your friends up because they can't run the ball

i tried to explain to my dog that i was playing madden and he just stared at me like i was crazy

i yelled at my mom for not running the ball and she said i was the one who was being stupid

i threatened to break my brother's console if he didn't beat me in 1v1

by Slangipedia 23h ago

when you're so obsessed with madden that you start believing in cheat codes and you try to make real life cheat codes happen

i told my teacher i could run the ball and she said i was being ridiculous

i tried to use a cheat code on my math test and failed

i convinced my friend that we could make real life cheat codes and now he's stuck in madden world

by Slangipedia 23h ago

when you try to be the best at madden and you end up getting 1000 gamerscore and you think you're the king of the game

i screamed 'i am the king of madden' and my brother laughed at me

i spent $500 on madden cards and i only got 1000 gamerscore

i told my mom i was the best at madden and she said i was just being dramatic

by Slangipedia 23h ago