Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Acting like John Madden on a bad day, shouting the obvious like it’s a revelation.

'That’s a touchdown? I’ve seen a goat score a goal!'

'He’s running like a man with a death wish!'

'You’re not even trying! You’re just walking!'

2

Calling out the obvious like it’s a crime and you’re the judge.

'He fumbled the ball? That’s like dropping a pizza!'

'You’re out of gas? I’ve seen a turtle with more energy!'

'That’s a sack? I’ve been tackled by a tree!'

3

Being so loud and dumb that even the ref wants to take a nap.

'He’s wide open? I’ve seen a blind man catch a ball!'

'That’s a punt? I’ve been kicked by a horse!'

'He’s injured? I’ve been hit by a truck!'

4

Calling the obvious like it’s a confession and you’re the priest.

'That’s a field goal? I’ve seen a dog kick a ball into a lake!'

'He’s running like he’s being chased by a bear!'

'That’s a safety? I’ve been tackled by a football team!'

5

Shouting the obvious so loud that the TV starts to scream back at you.

'He’s running like he’s on fire!'

'That’s a tackle? I’ve been tackled by a truck!'

'He’s out of bounds? I’ve been out of my mind!'

6

Explain the obvious like it’s the most complex thing you’ve ever seen.

'He’s passing the ball like it’s a secret code!'

'He’s running like he’s trying to escape a monster!'

'That’s a touch down? I’ve seen a chicken score a goal!'