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That moment in Madden when your whole team turns to garbage and you scream at the TV like it owes you money, then go quiet when you think you’re about to win, only for some idiot to drop a pass and you tear your couch to pieces.
I was winning 28-7 and then my quarterback threw a pick-six. I threw my controller at the TV and it broke.
My team was up 35-14 and then my kicker missed a 25-yard field goal. I kicked my dog.
I had a perfect game and then my running back fumbled. I cried and yelled at my brother.
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When you’re winning in Madden, your team is doing great, then everything goes to hell and you yell at the TV like it just broke your favorite toy and then you cry because you lost.
I was winning 31-10 and then my quarterback got sacked 5 times. I screamed so loud my neighbors came out.
I had a 4th quarter lead and then my kicker missed again. I threw my phone out the window.
I was down 14-3 and then my team scored 28 points. Then my running back got tackled and I cried.
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That moment in Madden when you think you’re going to win, but then your team goes to absolute trash and you yell at the TV like it just insulted your mom, then you sit there in silence, then you lose and you throw your whole room into a tornado of rage.
I had a 21-point lead and then my defense let them score 28. I screamed and threw my controller at the wall.
I was winning 28-14 and then my kicker missed again. I cried and then threw my cereal at the TV.
I had a perfect game and then my running back fumbled again. I broke my chair and screamed at my mom.
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