Madden[2013-now]

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A football game that makes you scream like a baby when you get destroyed by your cousin in the couch mode

My cousin beat me in couch mode. I threw my controller at him. He laughed.

I lost to my mom in Madden. She called me a weakling.

My brother beat me so bad I cried. I called him a f***ing god.

A football game that turns your living room into a war zone if you're not careful

I beat my dad in Madden. He threw a pillow at me. I threw a snack at him.

My sister and I fought over the TV because of Madden. It was a full on war.

I lost to my friend. He called me a disgrace. I called him a f***ing disgrace.

A football game that makes you feel like a complete idiot if you don't know what a tackle is

I didn’t know what a tackle was. My friend laughed at me. I called him a f***ing genius.

I got tackled in Madden and I cried. My brother called me a weakling.

I didn’t know what a play was. My mom explained it. I felt like an idiot.