madden fan

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A person who thinks a dusty old video game is the greatest thing since sliced bread. They swear it's new and don't care if it's just a bunch of old ideas with new clothes.

Bro, I paid $70 for that game. It’s still the same stupid football game from 2005!

Why do you keep buying the same game every year? It's like you're paying for a bad habit.

You're still playing Madden? You're like the last man standing in a desert of bad decisions.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

Someone who loves a game so much they think it’s the best ever. Even if it's just a pile of old features dressed up like something new.

This game is the same as last year's, but I'm still buying it. Why? Because I'm a fool.

You think this game is new? It's just last year's game with a new coat of paint.

I'll keep buying Madden until I'm broke or dead. Whichever comes first.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A person who can't see the truth. They love a game that's been around since their grandpa was a kid and still think it's the greatest thing ever.

You're still playing that game? You're like the last man on Earth who doesn't know the truth.

Madden is still the best game. Even though it's been 20 years and it's still the same stupid features.

You're still buying that game? You're like a dog who keeps chasing the same tail.

by Slangipedia 7h ago