Madden brain

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A curse that turns pro quarterbacks into human garbage cans. It makes them throw the ball like it’s their last meal and they’re trying to make it last.
"I’ve got Madden brain. I can’t see the receiver. I can’t see the defender. I just see the ball.", Tom Brady after a 4-interception game
"Madden brain hit me like a brick. I threw the ball to the moon.", Patrick Mahomes
"I got Madden brain. I threw the ball to the other team’s coach.", Aaron Rodgers
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A disease that makes quarterbacks forget how to throw. It's like they're drunk on beer and regret.
"I got Madden brain. I threw the ball to the ref.", Joe Burrow
"I had Madden brain. I thought the ball was a grenade.", Dak Prescott
"Madden brain hit me. I threw the ball to my mom.", Lamar Jackson
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A sickness that turns quarterbacks into idiots who can't tell the difference between a receiver and a linebacker.
"I had Madden brain. I threw the ball to the linebacker like he was my best friend.", Justin Herbert
"Madden brain is real. I threw the ball to the moon again.", Josh Allen
"I got Madden brain. I threw the ball to my dog.", Kyler Murray
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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