madden bell

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a guy who can't stop buying new outfits and has 15 girlfriends who all hang out and don't fight.
'I just bought 10 new suits and my exes are all here for my birthday.'
'My girlfriends don't even know each other and they still all love me.'
'He's got more girlfriends than I've had hotdogs in my life.'
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a man who spends all his money on clothes and has so many girlfriends they all get along like a family.
'He spent $500 on a new shirt and still had time to text all his girlfriends.'
'His girlfriends don't even argue because they're all too busy loving him.'
'He's got more girlfriends than I've had snacks in my life.'
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a guy who's got 15 girlfriends and is always wearing something new, and they all think he's the best thing since pizza.
'He showed up to the party in 3 new outfits and brought 3 of his girlfriends.'
'He's got more girlfriends than my dog has fleas.'
'He's the only guy who can make 15 women all happy at the same time.'
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a man who has 15 girlfriends and is always dressed up like he just walked out of a fashion show.
'He spent the whole day picking out what to wear and still had time to text all his girlfriends.'
'He has more girlfriends than I've had headaches in my life.'
'He came to the party in a whole new outfit and brought 2 of his girlfriends.'
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a guy who has 15 girlfriends and spends more time picking out clothes than he does eating.
'He picked out 10 different outfits before he even left his house.'
'He has more girlfriends than I've had heartburns in my life.'
'He came to the party dressed like he was going to a fashion show and brought 3 of his girlfriends.'
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a man who is always wearing something fancy and has so many girlfriends they all know each other and still don't fight.
'He came in with 4 new outfits and 3 of his girlfriends.'
'He has more girlfriends than I've had ice cream cones in my life.'
'He spends more time picking out clothes than he does eating.'
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