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The worst thing that ever happened to your dignity when you run away from someone like a coward using only your joysticks. This move makes the other player so angry they will yell at you like you just stole their lunch money and they’re gonna take it back.

My friend ran from me like I was a kid who just spilled his juice box. I screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.

I dodged him like I was playing hide and seek and he was the one who forgot to count.

He ran like a chicken with his head cut off. I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A game that turns football into a meat grinder and your brain into a noodle soup. You have to pick the best 5 players from each team and hope they don’t all decide to quit halfway through. It’s like having a big fight in the cafeteria and no one wants to be the last one standing.

I picked my team and they all turned on me like I was the one who broke the vending machine.

I picked my best players and they all went to the bathroom at the same time. I lost.

I thought I had the best team, but they all got distracted by a kid eating a taco in the middle of the game.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A sneaky move where you dodge the other person like they’re not even there. It’s like you’re playing tag and you just teleport out of their reach. It makes them look like a kid who got caught stealing candy from the store.

I dodged him like I had a magic cloak. He looked like a kid who just got caught in the act.

He tried to tackle me and I just vanished. He screamed like he was on fire.

I slipped away like I was in a movie and he was just watching it happen.

by Slangipedia 8d ago