Madden and chill

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When you're so lonely and desperate you settle for watching porn instead of calling a girl to come over. Basically your life is a sad version of Netflix and chill.
Bro, I’m doing Madden and chill again. My life is a sad joke.
I just watched 5 hours of Madden and chill. My soul is dead.
I tried to call my ex. She said, 'No. I’m doing Madden and chill.'
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When you and your girl are too obsessed with football to care about anything else. You both just play Madden and ignore the real world.
My girl and I just played Madden and chill. We ignored our mom’s call. She’s mad.
We spent 3 hours playing Madden and chill. I forgot to do my homework.
My girl said, 'Let’s do Madden and chill.' I said, 'Yes. Let’s ignore the world.'
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