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When you're so lonely and desperate you settle for watching porn instead of calling a girl to come over. Basically your life is a sad version of Netflix and chill.
Bro, I’m doing Madden and chill again. My life is a sad joke.
I just watched 5 hours of Madden and chill. My soul is dead.
I tried to call my ex. She said, 'No. I’m doing Madden and chill.'