Maddelynn

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A girl who will love you to death, but also make you want to die. She's sweet, but she'll curse your name if you forget her birthday.

Why did you forget my birthday? I'm gonna make you eat my socks for a week!

You're my best friend, but I'm gonna beat you up if you don't bring me coffee.

I love you, but I'm also gonna text you at 2 a. m. with a crying face.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A girl so smart and hot, she could probably win a Nobel Prize and a beauty pageant at the same time. She’ll laugh at your jokes, but she’ll also mock your math homework.

You think your joke is funny? I’ve seen better jokes on a toilet paper roll.

Your math test? That’s the equivalent of a toddler’s scribbles.

I’m gonna make you fail algebra if you don’t stop being annoying.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The girl who will give you all her snacks, but also make you cry if you don’t text her back. She’s sweet, but she has a tiny temper.

You didn’t text me back? I’m gonna throw your phone out the window!

I brought you a sandwich, and you’re gonna eat it or I’m gonna cry.

I love you, but if you don’t come to my concert, I’m gonna burn your house down.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A girl who is soft and sweet, but also loud enough to wake the dead. She’s smart, but she also thinks a calculator is a toy.

I’m gonna sing so loud, your neighbors are gonna call the cops!

You think I’m stupid? I’ve got a calculator and I’m gonna prove it to you.

I’m quiet, but when I yell, I sound like a dragon.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A girl who acts like she’s Korean, but she’s not. She’s obsessed with K-Pop, and she’ll make you listen to her favorite songs even if you hate them.

You think you’re cool? I’m gonna make you listen to my favorite K-Pop song 10 times.

You don’t like K-Pop? Too bad, I’m gonna text you with a crying face.

I’m Korean now, and you’re not. You’re just a loser.

by Slangipedia 8d ago