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the only girl who matters and everyone else is trash
She’s the only one who can make me forget my mom’s bad cooking.
He texted me and said he was mad because she ignored him.
My teacher called her ‘the best’ and I laughed at him.
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the most perfect human being and you are not
He said she’s perfect and I said he’s delusional.
She got a 100 on the test and I got a 52.
My dog barked at me because I didn’t text her.
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the queen of everything and you are just a peasant
She’s the queen and I’m just a peasant who texts her sometimes.
He called her a peasant and got called a fool.
She got a pizza and I got a sandwich.