Maddeline

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A girl named Maddeline is a hot mess who can talk circles around you and still make you want to punch her. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it up.
Hey Maddeline, you're annoying but I still like you.
Maddeline just walked in and I got a hard-on.
I asked her a question and she answered it with a poem.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maddeline is the girl who’s got the world by the balls and doesn’t even know it. She’s beautiful and always taken, so don’t even try.
Maddeline is my ex and she’s still perfect.
I tried to flirt with her and she called me a dork.
She’s the reason I failed English.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maddeline is a walking miracle. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the nerve to talk back to you. She’s the kind of girl who makes your life harder just by being in it.
Maddeline got an A+ and I got a D.
She’s beautiful and she knows it.
I tried to beat her at chess and she won.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maddeline is the girl who can make you feel like an idiot with one look. She’s got everything and she’s not even trying.
She walked in and I felt stupid.
I asked her out and she laughed in my face.
She’s got a perfect life and I got a mess.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maddeline is the kind of girl who makes you feel like a loser just by being there. She’s got the brains, the looks, and the attitude to match.
She’s the reason I failed math.
I tried to impress her and I failed.
She’s got a life and I got nothing.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maddeline is the girl who can take your breath away with one sentence. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the guts to say what she wants.
She said something and I got a hard-on.
I asked her a question and she answered it with a joke.
She’s got the guts to talk back to me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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