maddebil

My cousin is a maddebil. He eats pizza for breakfast and still beats me in video games.

I saw a maddebil wearing socks with sandals and a crown. I asked him if he was a king. He said, 'I am.'

My teacher called me a maddebil because I solved the math test in 5 minutes and still drew a mustache on the principal's face.

My friend is a maddebil. He skipped school, got 100% on the test, and texted me while doing push-ups.

My mom said I was a maddebil because I ate the last slice of pizza and still managed to fail my history exam.

The new kid is a maddebil. He talked to the janitor like he was his best friend and still got a perfect score on the science test.

My brother is a maddebil. He cheated on the test, still got an A, and made the teacher cry.

I asked my neighbor if he was a maddebil. He said, 'I am. I also sleep in the park and eat soup for dinner.'

My dog is a maddebil. He barked at the mailman, stole my homework, and still passed the test.