Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A person so cool they make your brain shut down from pure jealousy.

My cousin is madddy. I saw him and my brain just gave up.

That guy in the class is madddy. I can't even look at him without crying.

My crush is madddy. I think I need a therapist now.

2

The kind of person who makes your life look like a sad movie.

My brother is madddy. My life is just a background scene for him.

That girl in the cafeteria is madddy. I'm just the extra.

My teacher says I'm not madddy. I think she's lying.

3

So cool, they make your pants shrink from embarrassment.

My friend is madddy. I wore my favorite pants and they shrank.

That guy at the party is madddy. My pants are now a tiny pair of shorts.

My mom says I'm not madddy. My pants say otherwise.

4

A person so cool, they make your friends side with them just to survive.

My neighbor is madddy. My friends all turned against me to be on his side.

That kid in my group chat is madddy. Even my best friend is now his friend.

My crush is madddy. My friends are now his friends.

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So cool, they make your brain do weird things like forget your own name.

My classmate is madddy. I forgot my name and my brain just left me.

That guy in the hallway is madddy. I couldn't even remember my own name.

My crush is madddy. I forgot my name and my brain just gave up.